Dark Matter (TV Series)

Episode #1.7 (2015)

Jodelle Ferland: Five

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• Five : Stress can cause humans to act inefficient. Relieving stress can be a lot like recharging batteries.

  The Android : Laughter is the best medicine.

  Five : Something like that.

  The Android : [Slightly downcast]  I'm not programmed for humor.

  Five : Well, just because people are having a little fun with Wendy doesn't mean we don't appreciate what you do. I mean, I don't think we could get by without you.

  The Android : According to my self-diagnostics, my performance is satisfactory in every way that my programming dictates.

  Five : Now don't go getting a big head or anything.

  The Android : My head is always a consistent size.

  Five : See, who says you're not funny?