In a Relationship (2015)

Sophie Simpson: Abby

Quotes 

• Willa : You know, I feel kinda bad for bailing on Matt. Faking sick is such a shitty thing to do, but he emailed me at 2:00 in the morning asking me if I wanted to go to a wine bar.

  Abby : [door knocks]  He's probably on Ambien.

  Willa : Maybe he's coming to murder me.

  [opens door] 

  Willa : Hi, I think you have the wrong apartment.

  Delivery Guy : It's 4B, right? It's already taken care of, so...

  Willa : Thank you.

  [to Abby] 

  Willa : Did you get matza ball soup?

  Abby : No. Oh my God, he thinks you're sick!

  Willa : Aww!

• Abby : Willa, stop it! What are you doing?

  Willa : What?

  Abby : Who is Zander?

  Willa : He's a dude, dude.

  Clara : Is that even a real name?

  Abby : Serious!

  Willa : Leave me alone! Just let me live. Fuck!

  Abby : Just make it work with Matt. Okay, I know I said he was weird. He's weird. But he's nice! He's a good person and I think you should.

  Willa : I don't know what's wrong with me. He makes me fucking crazy.

  Abby : You need to just accept his love, okay?

  Willa : Wow! Chill, girlfriend. His love?

  Clara : This is completely why I'm single. This. Whatever is happening.

• Narrator : How long have you guys been dating?

  Owen : Jesus, um... five years now?

  Narrator : And you guys live together?

  Abby : Not technically, but I'm at his place like every single night. I mean, I don't have my own key or anything but yeah.

• Owen : It's so nice outside. I just feel like Sid and Nancy holed up in here.

  Abby : Sid and Nancy? Sid and Nancy did not have HBO Go.

  Owen : I feel like maybe we should do something first. Like, we could be doing things.

  Abby : Oh, really?

• Abby : One weird thing is I've been watching a lot of porn lately. I don't know what it is. First of all, I wish there was a way you could filter out all the guys that have ponytails, but...

  Narrator : So what's happening with you and Owen?

  Abby : Who knows what will happen. You know?

• Abby : I love Owen, but... I don't know. We've been together a while and I want to stay together, but I just feel like we need some new-ness.