Paul Stompbox - Host: [imitating Larry's fantasy, making a Russian accent] Private Pavel Bekhragam: world famous movie-reviewer critic. Today, Pvt. Pavel will review, Baltskiy: the finest cartoon in Russian history. It's about a half-wolf-half-dog who must go through the Russian wilderness to deliver dope to a town full of sick children. Baltskiy will be doing this with his American goose friend, Elvis. But there is problem. There are Ukrainians who stand up for Pavel to do a full-length Reaction & Tangent on this cartoon. The Russian film companies will not let him use enough content as they want, but surely even Pvt. Pavel is not brave enough to review this cartoon in full length! No one has ever done such a thing! But, Commander Boblov came to congratulate Pvt. Pavel for his bravery.