- Self - Marine Surveyor: [after the record attempt] When we were watching it, Les said "It's coming up, it's coming up". And then you said "Fair play, he hasn't bottled it yet".
- Self - World Explorer: [Sir Ranulph speaking to Guy Martin about Guy's record breaking challange] I don't want to be pessimistic, but I would bet 10 Quid you do not get to 100 mph.
- Guy Martin: [They shake hands on the wager] Right, £10, I'm going to hold you to that.
- Self - World Explorer: Right, I'm going to hold you to it.
- Guy Martin: [Discussing the challenge ahead] Right, am I being daft, trying to break this world record in a hovercraft, what do you think?
- Self - Guy's hovercraft designer: We're definitely in an area of non-knowledge, lets put it that way.
- Guy Martin: Right, so it's not going to be easy. Could I die?
- Self - Hovercraft racer: That's probably why nobody's done it.
- Guy Martin: You reckon? Because the chances of it going wrong are fairly...
- Self - Guy's hovercraft designer: I think there's a fair chance you'll learn to swim.