Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Friends with Burger-fits (2014)

Andy Kindler: Mort

Quotes 

• Bob Belcher : [to Teddy]  Look, I can't in good conscience serve you a burger every day.

  Teddy : I don't see you shoving a veggie burger down Mort's throat and he eats a burger every day.

  Mort : That's not true. I often get the soup.

• Bob Belcher : Okay, here's the deal, Teddy. I'll... I'll make you soup or salad, but I don't think I can serve you my burgers anymore.

  Teddy : You cutting me off, Bobby?

  Bob Belcher : I guess I am.

  Teddy : You're cutting me off? Is this some kind of sick joke?

  Mort : I think it's for your own good.

  Teddy : You stay the hell out of this, Mort!