- Buh Buh Ray Dudley: [double-teaming the Hardy Boyz, he stops D-Von from striking Terri Runnels] What the hell are you doing?
- D-Von Dudley: What the hell are you doing?
- Buh Buh Ray Dudley: What are you gonna do? You gonna punch her in the face?
- D-Von Dudley: You're damn right!
- Buh Buh Ray Dudley: Why would you punch her in the face when you can put her through a table?
- Triple H: Anaheim, California, April 2, ten weeks from now, WrestleMania 2000.
- [the crowd begins chanting for the Rock]
- Triple H: Yeah. The Rock. Versus the Game. One-on-one for the greatest prize in the World Wrestling Federation that there is. Rock, you've got ten weeks. Get your ass in the best possible shape you can be in, because I will be at the top of my game, and we will battle, and I will leave Anaheim...
- [the Big Show's music hits]
- Triple H: ..the man.
- The Big Show: [joining Hunter and Stephanie in the ring] You know, you've never given me a rematch. And you know why? Because if I were you, I wouldn't wanna face me again, either. 'Cause we all know, and you know, I don't like you. And we all know what happens to people I don't like. Now, I'm out here because a crime has been committed. Last night at the Royal Rumble, I was robbed!
- [the audience jeers and boos]
- The Big Show: Listen, I'm a nice guy. I am a nice guy, and I don't lie! But last night at the Royal Rumble, yes, I did go over the top when I had Rocky on my shoulders, and everybody sitting in Madison Square Garden last night, and all the fans watching on pay-per-view, saw Rocky's feet hit the ground first! So in all actuality, I did win the Royal Rumble, but I was robbed. So what I've come out here, is I need to ask you, I need a favor.
- Triple H: Favor from me?
- The Big Show: Yeah, I need a favor from you. If I can prove to you and to Stephanie, and all these fans, beyond the shadow of a doubt, pure proof on film, that Rocky's feet did hit the mat first, you grant me a one-on-one match with the Rock, the People's Champion, and the winner gets to go on to WrestleMania and face you, and there, I'll get my rematch.
- Triple H: Show me the proof and it's yours.
- The Rock: Finally, the Rock has come back to Philadelphia! Triple H, the Rock says this, seeing as he just won the Royal Rumble, it officially makes your days as the WWF champion numbered. Translation: at WrestleMania, the Rock is just gonna kick your monkey ass.
- [the audience cheers, then breaks into a "Rocky" chant]
- The Rock: Now, on to you. Seven feet, 500 pounds of whining and bitching and moaning.
- [imitating the whining that he hears from Big Show]
- The Rock: "Oh, the Rock's feet touched the ground first." Well, the Rock says it doesn't matter if the Rock's feet touched the ground first! The Rock says this, it doesn't matter if the Rock's feet touched the ground, it doesn't matter where the Rock's feet touched, the ground, the mat, or straight up your big, fat candy ass!
- [cheering again, the crowd starts another "Rocky" chant]
- The Rock: This ain't the NFL, there is no instant replay. The only thing that matters, right now, is the Rock has won the Royal Rumble, the Rock is going to WrestleMania, and the Rock stands before you, and you, and even you, the People's Champion.
- Triple H: You know, Show, seems that, uh, you and I seem to have a little common problem. To beat that jackass up there with the big ego, seems to be a common thorn in our sides. So I'll tell you what. Tonight, you and I, we're gonna team up. And we're gonna get in the ring against the Rock and a partner of your choosing. That is, if you can go in the back and find one of those, what do you call 'em, Rock? Jabronis, that you like to put down so much? If you can get one of those jabronis to pal up with you, be your friend, and tag with you, then you got yourself a deal. If not, if one of those jabronis won't tag with you, then you and I, we're gonna have ourselves a little handicap match with the Rock.
- The Rock: Well, the Rock says this. If there is someone in the back who wants to team with the Rock, then that's fine. The Rock doesn't need it, the Rock doesn't want it. The Rock says this, against you and you, two on one against the Great One, means this, is one way or the other, come hell or high water, bet your candy asses you will smell what the Rock is cooking!
- Triple H: Cactus Jack, I'm not out here to put you over, not by a long shot. But, pal, you gotta be the most sadistic freak I've ever stepped into the ring with in my life. You brought it all to Madison Square Garden; barbed wire, sharp, metallic objects. Every trick you had, you brought it to the Royal Rumble. And while I might have left a lot of things in Madison Square Garden, I left a piece of my leg, I left pints of my blood all over New York City, the one thing that I did not leave was the World Wrestling Federation championship. Because as sadistic as you are, I was that much more sadistic. As bad as you are, I was that much badder. Catus Jack, last night, Madison Square Garden, the Royal Rumble, I went to a level I'd never been to in my life, and I liked it. And I stayed the man, I stayed the Game, I stayed the World Wrestling Federation champion. But I couldn't help but notice last night, as I rolled out of the hospital in New York City, I couldn't help but notice Cactus Jack rolling into the hospital in New York City, and it looked like you were gonna be there a whole hell of a lot longer than I was, so I wouldn't expect to see Cactus Jack here tonight.