ANI: A Parody (2014)
Christopher Sandberg: Ani
Quotes
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Ani : It's a double meaning! A humorous play on words, and... that's where the comedy comes in.
[repeated line]
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Ani : You guys like Star Wars jokes?
[repeated line]
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Ani : Wesa going home!
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Ani : I was thinking, once they're both done, we take the two death stars, we latch them together, to make a giant... pair of tatties.
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Ani : Alright, let's just pop in the old home movies.
[pulls out a VHS of Star Wars Episode I]
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Ani : What the hell is this? Screw you, Obi-Wan! I just like to fast forward to the Jar Jar parts.
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Ani : Sometimes I'll be talking to these kids, and I'll make a joke about Dash Rendar, for example, and they'll look at me like I'm from outer space.
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Ani : Hey, where you going? This guy likes ya. He's the Casanova of Coruscant. He's Tarkin all the muff.
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Ani : Yousa used to be somebody.
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Ani : Hit the nose!
[repeated line]
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Ani : Jesus Christ. I thought these jokes would slay, but you guys don't know dick about Star Wars.
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Ani : Great dance, kid, that was one in a million.
Mara : Thanks, Ani!
Bib Fortuna : Jabba says you got the part!
[Last lines]