Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Mark Ruffalo: Bruce Banner, Hulk
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Quotes
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Rocket : Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce Banner : Is that a person?
Rocket : Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott Lang : A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket : Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
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Hulk : So many stairs!
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James Rhodes : If we can do this, you know, go back in time... why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and...
[Pantomimes strangulation]
Hulk : Okay, first of all, that's horrible.
James Rhodes : It's Thanos!
Hulk : And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott Lang : We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
Clint Barton : Bingo.
Nebula : That's not how it works!
Clint Barton : Well, that's what I heard.
Hulk : Who told you that?
James Rhodes : Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott Lang : Quantum Leap?
James Rhodes : A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott Lang : Hot Tub Time Machine?
James Rhodes : Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott Lang : Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James Rhodes : Look, this is known!
Hulk : I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Nebula : Exactly!
Scott Lang : So, "Back to the Future"'s a bunch of bullshit?
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Bruce Banner : You saw what those stones did to Thanos, they almost killed him. None of you could survive.
Steve Rogers : How do we know you will?
Bruce Banner : You don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like I was made for this.
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Bruce Banner : We'd be going in shorthanded, you know?
James Rhodes : Look, he's still got the Stones, so...
Carol Danvers : So, let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back.
Bruce Banner : Just like that?
Steve Rogers : Yeah, just like that.
Natasha Romanoff : Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try.
Bruce Banner : If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol Danvers : Because before, you didn't have me.
James Rhodes : Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol Danvers : There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Thor : [Stands up and walks to Danvers. They meet eye-to-eye. Thor summons Stormbreaker, which whizzes right past Danvers' head. She doesn't even flinch, and then smiles] I like this one.
Steve Rogers : Let's go get this son of a bitch.
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Clint Barton : We can't bring her back.
Thor : I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
Clint Barton : Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
Bruce Banner : She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve Rogers : We will
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Bruce Banner : [as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans] Thanks, kids! Haha, dab!
[Actually dabs]
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[Scott is about to re-enter the Quantum Realm]
Steve Rogers : Breakers are set. Emergency generators are on stand-by.
Bruce Banner : Good, because if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose...
[pointing to Scott]
Bruce Banner : Tiny, here, in the 1950s.
Scott Lang : [nervous] Excuse me?
Natasha Romanoff : He's kidding. You can't say things like that.
Bruce Banner : It... it was just... a bad joke.
[Scott nods]
Natasha Romanoff : [whispers to Bruce] You were kidding, right?
Bruce Banner : [under his breath] I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either, all of it is a joke or none of it is.
[to Scott, giving a thumbs-up]
Bruce Banner : We're good!
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[in 2012, Thor, Tony, Loki, and others are in an elevator when Hulk tries to enter]
Thor : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tony Stark : What are you thinking? Maximum occupancy has been reached.
Thor : Take the stairs.
Tony Stark : Yes.
[Hulk starts raging as the doors are closing]
Tony Stark : Stop, stop!
[Hulk punches the elevator door]
Hulk : [muttering to himself] Take the stairs. Hate the stairs!
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[Carol and Bruce, wearing the Hulkbuster armor, restrain Thanos, and Thor chops off his left arm with Stormbreaker. As Steve, Rhodey and Natasha enter, Rocket turns the gauntlet over to find the Infinity Stones missing]
Rocket : Oh no...
Steve Rogers : [to Thanos] Where are they?
Carol Danvers : Answer the question.
Thanos : The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce Banner : YOU MURDERED TRILLIONS!
[Banner shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos : You should be grateful.
Natasha Romanoff : Where are the Stones?
Thanos : Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce Banner : You used them two days ago!
Thanos : I used the Stones to destroy the Stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.
James Rhodes : We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
Nebula : My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos : Ah. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly...
[Thor brings Stormbreaker down, decapitating Thanos]
Rocket : What did you do?
Thor : I went for the head.
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Steve Rogers : Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Tony Stark : Or, substitute the word encounter with 'damn near been killed by' one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott Lang : I haven't. I don't even know what the hell you're all taking about now.
Bruce Banner : Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Tony Stark : Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to drop in.
Clint Barton : Which means we've got to pick our targets.
Tony Stark : Correct.
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Bruce Banner : Time travel!
[Steve Rogers walks out]
Bruce Banner : What? I see this as an absolute win.
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Bruce Banner : I'm looking for Dr. Strange.
The Ancient One : You're five years early.
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Bruce Banner : [after they all return from the quantum leaps] Clint, where's Nat?
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Steve Rogers : Alright. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each, no mistakes, no do overs. Most of us going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Lookout for each other. This is the fight of our lives and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket : He's pretty good at that.
Scott Lang : Right.
Tony Stark : Ok, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.
Bruce Banner : Tractors engaged.
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Steve Rogers : [Captain America, Iron Man, Ant Man, and Professor Hulk all arrive in 2012 New York during the events of the first film] Okay, we all know our missions. Stay low, keep your eye on the ball.
Steve Rogers : [2012 savage Hulk rampages down the street smashing cars as he goes. The others all look at Professor Hulk, who hold his head in his hand out of embarrassment] Might want to smash a few things along the way.
Bruce Banner : I think it's gratuitous, but, whatever.
[Rips off his shirt and makes a half-hearted effort to smash things]
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Hawkeye : [running with the gauntlet] Cap, what do you want me to do with this damn thing?
Captain America : Get those stones as far away as possible!
Bruce Banner : No! We need to get them back where they came from.
Iron Man : No way to get them back. Thanos destroyed the Quantum Tunnel.
Ant-Man : Hold on.
[shrinks back to normal]
Ant-Man : That wasn't our only time machine.
[sounds the horn of his van]
Captain America : Anyone see an ugly, brown van out there?
Valkyrie : Yes, but you're not gonna like where it's parked.
Iron Man : Scott, how long you need to get that thing working?
Ant-Man : [as Wasp joins him] Uh, maybe ten minutes.
Captain America : Get it started. We'll get the stones to you!
The Wasp : We're on it, Cap.
[she and Scott share a smile before shrinking and flying off]
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Thor : [Bruce and Rocket are trying to convince Thor to come back to the Avengers] Just stop, okay. I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine. Okay, *we're* fine.
Korg : We're good here, mate.
Thor : So whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.
[Thor nods and takes a drink of beer]
Rocket : There's beer on the ship.
Thor : [after a pause] What kind?
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The Ancient One : I'd be careful going that way, we just had the floors waxed.
Hulk : Hey, I'm looking for Doctor Strange.
The Ancient One : You're about... 5 years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery 20 blocks that way. What do you want from him?
Hulk : [Points at the Eye of Agamotto] That, actually.
The Ancient One : [Looks down at the Eye of Agamotto] Ahh! I'm afraid not.
Hulk : Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
The Ancient One : You don't want to do this.
Hulk : Ah, you're right, I don't. But I need that stone and I don't have time to b...
The Ancient One : [Hits Hulk in the chest, pushing Banner's Astral Body out of Hulk's body. Banner looks at The Ancient One in shock] Let's start over, shall we?
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Thor : So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
Bruce Banner : Buddy, you all right?
Thor : Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?
Rocket : You look like melted ice cream.
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Thor : So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking? I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
[Thor drinks his beer]
Bruce Banner : Buddy, you all right?
Thor : Yes, I'm fine. Why? Why, don't I look all right?
Rocket : You look like melted ice cream.
[Thor laughs]
Thor : So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?
Bruce Banner : We need your help.
Thor : Mm.
Bruce Banner : There might be a chance we could fix everything.
Thor : What, like the cable?
[burps]
Thor : 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.
Bruce Banner : Like Thanos.
[Thor pauses, then grabs Banner by the coat, pointing at him]
Thor : Don't say that name.
Korg : Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.
[pause]
Bruce Banner : Please take your hand off me.
[Thor lets go of Banner]
Bruce Banner : Now, I know that... guy... might scare you.
Thor : Why would I be...?
[scoffs]
Thor : Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?
Bruce Banner : Hmm.
Thor : Anyone else here kill that guy?
[pause]
Thor : Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off?
Korg : Um, Stormbreaker?
Thor : Who was swinging Stormbreaker?
Bruce Banner : I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?
Thor : Was it Natasha?
Bruce Banner : It was you. You helped me.
Thor : So, why don't you ask... the Asgardians down there... how much my help is worth?
[Thor sits down]
Thor : The ones that are left, anyway.
Bruce Banner : I think we could bring them back.
Thor : Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?
Korg : Oh, we're good here, mate.
Thor : So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.
[pause, as Thor finishes his beer]
Rocket : There's beer on the ship.
Thor : What kind?
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Hulk : [about to put on the Gauntlet] Everybody comes home.
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Natasha Romanoff : Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York.
Bruce Banner : Shut the front door.
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Hulk : Come on, I feel like I'm the only one eating here. Try some of that. Have some eggs.
Scott Lang : I'm so confused.
Hulk : These are confusing times.
Scott Lang : Right, no, no. That's... that's not what I... I meant.
Hulk : Nah, I get it. I-I'm... I'm kidding! I know, it's crazy. I'm wearing shirts now.
Scott Lang : Yeah. What? How? Why?
Hulk : Five years ago, we got our asses beat. Except it was worse for me, 'cause I lost twice. First Hulk lost, then Banner lost, then we all lost.
Natasha Romanoff : No one blamed you, Bruce.
Hulk : I did. For years, I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease, something to get rid of. But then I started looking at him as the cure. Eighteen months in the gamma lab; I put the brains and the brawn together... and now, look at me. Best of both worlds.
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[Banner and Rocket arrive in New Asgard]
Rocket : Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.
Bruce Banner : Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They're probably just happy to have a home.
Valkyrie : You shouldn't have come.
Bruce Banner : Ah! Valkyrie! Great to see you, angry girl!
Valkyrie : I think I liked you better either of the other ways.
Bruce Banner : This is Rocket.
Rocket : How ya doin'?
[pause]
Valkyrie : He won't see you.
Bruce Banner : It's that bad, huh?
Valkyrie : We only see him once a month when he comes in for...
[Valkyrie looks at a stack of empty beer kegs]
Valkyrie : ...supplies.
Bruce Banner : It's that bad.
Valkyrie : Yeah.
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Natasha Romanoff : That Time Stone guy.
Bruce Banner : Doctor Strange.
Natasha Romanoff : Yeah, what... what kind of doctor was he?
Tony Stark : Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat.
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Bruce Banner : [pleading with The Ancient One for the time stone...] Please, please, please...
The Ancient One : I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bruce. If I give up the time stone to help your reality, I'm dooming my own.
Bruce Banner : With all due respect, I'm not sure that science really supports that.
The Ancient One : The Infinity stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one stone and that flow splits. Now, this may benefit your reality but my new one, not so much. In this new branched reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be over run. Millions will suffer. So, tell me Doctor, can your science prevent all that?
Bruce Banner : No, but we can erase it. Because once we are done with the stones, we can return each one to it's own time line at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically, in that reality, they never left.
The Ancient One : But you are leaving out the most important part. In order to return the stones, you have to survive.
Bruce Banner : We will, I will. I promise.
The Ancient One : I can't risk this reality on a promise. It is the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the time stone.
Bruce Banner : Then, why the hell did Strange give it away?
The Ancient One : What did you say?
Bruce Banner : Strange, he gave it away. He gave it to Thanos.
The Ancient One : Willingly?
Bruce Banner : Yes.
The Ancient One : Why?
Bruce Banner : I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake.
The Ancient One : Or, I did. Strange was meant to be the best of us.
Bruce Banner : So he must have done it for a reason?
The Ancient One : I fear you might be right.
Bruce Banner : [the Ancient One hands over the Time stone to Hulk] . Thank you.
The Ancient One : I am counting on you, Bruce. We all are.
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[Banner and Rocket enter Thor's house]
Rocket : What the...?
[Rocket sniffs around]
Rocket : Whew! Something died in here!
Bruce Banner : Hello? Thor?
Thor : Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot.
Bruce Banner : Thor?
[Thor grabs a beer and turns around. Banner is shocked at how much weight Thor put on]
Thor : Boys! Oh my God!
[Thor hugs Banner]
Thor : Oh my God, it's so good to see you!
[Thor looks at Rocket before smothering him]
Thor : Come here, cuddly little rascal.
Rocket : Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.
Thor : Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?
Korg : Hey, boys!
Bruce Banner : Hey guys. Long time no see.
Korg : Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously.
[pause, then Korg points at the TV]
Korg : Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
[Miek throws a pizza slice at the TV]
Thor : Noobmaster.
Korg : Yeah, Noobmaster69 called me a dickhead.
Thor : I am sick of this.
[Thor grabs Korg's headset]
Thor : Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder. Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right? Yes. Go cry to your father, you little weasel.
[Thor hands the headset back to Korg]
Korg : Thank you, Thor.
Thor : Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg : Thank you very much. I will.
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Rocket : [trapped in the rubble] I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
James Rhodes : Canopy, canopy, canopy!
[escapes his armor and crawls out]
Hulk : Rhodey! Rocket! Get outta here!
Rocket : Let me out! Come on!
[Rhodey grabs a crowbar and lifts the rubble off of Rocket]
