The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

Michael Cera: Robin, Dick Grayson

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• Robin : My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.

  Batman : Well, children can be cruel.

• [from trailer] 

  Robin : What?

  [Sees Batcave] 

  Robin : It's the Batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo-!

  [Bumps into Batman] 

  Robin : Batman, woah!

  Batman : You're darn right, woah!

  Robin : Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?

  Batman : No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.

• Robin : Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.

  Batman : I'm sorry, say that again?

  Robin : Robin.

  Batman : As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?

  Robin : Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.

  Batman : Hard pass.

  Robin : And a song.

  [singing] 

  Robin : Fly, Robin, fly.

  Batman : Harder pass.

• Robin : Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!

  Batman : Wait, don't touch that!

  Robin : Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!

  Batman : Please keep your hands off that.

  Robin : Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!

  Batman : Don't touch that, either!

  Robin : It's the Bat-Train!

  Batman : No!

  Robin : It's the Bat-Kayak!

  Batman : No!

  Robin : It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!

  Batman : No!

  Robin : It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?

  Batman : [pause]  Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless.

• Batman : So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?

  Robin : I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat belt?

  Batman : The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat belts! Let's go!

• Barbara Gordon : [sees Robin for the first time]  Who is that?

  Robin : Hi, police lady!

  Barbara Gordon : Is that your son?

  Robin : Yes, I am!

  Batman : [laughs nervously]  Is that my son? No, that's just weird.

  Barbara Gordon : It's weirder if it's not your son.

• Batman : We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.

  Robin : [frowns]  Steal?

  Batman : Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.

  Robin : Are we sure Gandhi said that?

  Batman : I'm paraphrasing.

• Robin : Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!

  Batman : Yeah!

  Robin : [singing]  It's raining dads...

• Batman : Hey, kid!

  Robin : Yes, sir?

  Batman : You're super nimble, right?

  Robin : I sure am!

  Batman : And small?

  Robin : Very.

  Batman : And quiet?

  Robin : [whispering]  When I desire to be.

  Batman : And 110% expendable?

  Robin : I don't know what that means, but okay!

• Batman : Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.

  Robin : Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?

  Batman : Unlimited!

• Batman : All right, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?

  Robin : Yeah!

• Batman : So, when going stealth you've got to hide every part of you physically and emotionally.

  Robin : [Robin runs behind trash can]  Yeah!

  [Voice echoes through trash can] 

  Batman : Already failed.

• Robin : Uh... Batman?

  Batman : What's up, buddy?

  Robin : Are we nearly at Wayne Manor?

  Batman : Why?

  Robin : Uh... your Number Two needs to go number one.

  Batman : [groans]  I though I told you to go back at the prison.

  Robin : I tried, but Bane was in there.

  Batman : So?

  Robin : He had sort of a "get out of this bathroom now" vibe.

  Batman : I knew I shouldn't have given you that water. Can you hold it in like a big boy?