Key and Peele (TV Series)
Quarterback Concussion (2014)
Keegan-Michael Key: Laron's Friend #1, Client, Stanley, Concussed Quarterback, Self, Albanian Waiter, Macedonian Restaurant Owner
Quotes
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Jordan Peele : Do you remember the first time that you had a, like...
Keegan-Michael Key : A nocturnal emission? Or a...
Jordan Peele : [mock-surprised] Okay.
Keegan-Michael Key : Even a...
Jordan Peele : No, let's - that's - I was gonna say, like, a good - really good sandwich, but... a nocturnal emission. A wet dream. Let's go.
Keegan-Michael Key : [laughing] Is that what you were - you were gonna say "sandwich"?
Jordan Peele : Yeah, I was gonna say, "Yeah, when's the last time - the first time you had a really great sandwich?" You talkin' 'bout wet dreams.
Keegan-Michael Key : [laughing] No, now - wait a minute.
Jordan Peele : Do you remember the first time you had a wet dream about a sandwich?
Keegan-Michael Key : Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jordan Peele : 'Cause I do.
Keegan-Michael Key : 1987.
Jordan Peele : [laughs]
Keegan-Michael Key : 1987.