Love Is Thicker Than Water (2016)

Lydia Wilson: Vida

Quotes 

• [First lines] 

  Vida : I'm not picking that up. Not until you say sorry.

  Arthur : Well, then it'll stay there till a new owner moves in, or you get a new boyfriend.

• Arthur : You sound sexy when you disagree.

  Vida : I always disagree.

  Arthur : And you'll always be sexy.

• Arthur : I never show it to anyone.

  Vida : You just showed it to me so you could fuck me.

  [pause] 

  Vida : Isn't that another one of your talents?

• Arthur : Only thing they care about is rugby, beer and three minutes of sex before midnight.

  Vida : [laughs]  Yeah. Those are the *men*. What about the women?

  Arthur : Uh, five minutes?

• Vida : If more men were like you, my mum would be out of a job.

  Llion : Is she a prostitute?

  Vida : No, she's a divorce lawyer.

• Arthur : How do you feel?

  Vida : Oh, you wanna have sex in the car!

• Arthur : We're having an argument and you give me a really expensive camera?

  Vida : Yeah. Life's a weird bitch.