- DAC Robert Strickland: Ah, the hallowed ground. I truly believe that little green square is the beating heart of England.
- Steve McAndrew: So, what happens here, then?
- Danny Griffin: Really? Lord's Cricket Ground?
- [first lines]
- Steve McAndrew: Remind me why we're doing this.
- Ted Case: Basic fitness level requirements for all serving officers...
- Danny Griffin: Yes, but there should be an exemption for those of us above average IQ.
- Ted Case: Yeah, well, why not just pick up the pace?
- Steve McAndrew: Yeah, who appointed you Mr Motivator?
- Ted Case: Well, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. Superintendent Nietzsche.
- Fiona Kennedy: You know this is going to keep happening. Things about me you don't know. Like the sex change.
- Danny Griffin: Yeah, but you can barely tell. Apart from the prominent Adam's apple; I'm surprised you didn't get that fixed.
- [last lines]
- DCI Sasha Miller: Thank you.
- Ted Case: What for?
- DCI Sasha Miller: For sharing your life with us.
- Ted Case: Well, you were right, you know; families need to stick together, even dysfunctional ones.
- DCI Sasha Miller: So, how did you two meet?
- Ted Case: Look, if we're going to do this we're gonna have to have some ground rules, all right? Number one, I'd rather take another bullet than do the gay best friend thing, and number two, I have no special insight into the human condition, and number three, more important than all of them, I do not understand men.
- DCI Sasha Miller: No, neither do I.
- Ted Case: Believe me, no-one does, even Arsène Wenger.
- DCI Sasha Miller: I'll drink to that,
- [they click glasses]
- DCI Sasha Miller: whoever Arsène Wenger.is.
- Danny Griffin: Can I ask you something?
- Steve McAndrew: I wish you would. You've been building up to it for the last twenty minutes.
- [Danny looks at him]
- Steve McAndrew: Your right eyebrow twitches; never play poker.
- Steve McAndrew: You know what they say about advice: a fool won't take it and a wise man doesn't need it.