Denis Lawson: Steve McAndrew

Quotes 

• DAC Robert Strickland : Ah, the hallowed ground. I truly believe that little green square is the beating heart of England.

  Steve McAndrew : So, what happens here, then?

  Danny Griffin : Really? Lord's Cricket Ground?

• [first lines] 

  Steve McAndrew : Remind me why we're doing this.

  Ted Case : Basic fitness level requirements for all serving officers...

  Danny Griffin : Yes, but there should be an exemption for those of us above average IQ.

  Ted Case : Yeah, well, why not just pick up the pace?

  Steve McAndrew : Yeah, who appointed you Mr Motivator?

  Ted Case : Well, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. Superintendent Nietzsche.

• Danny Griffin : Can I ask you something?

  Steve McAndrew : I wish you would. You've been building up to it for the last twenty minutes.

  [Danny looks at him] 

  Steve McAndrew : Your right eyebrow twitches; never play poker.

• Steve McAndrew : You know what they say about advice: a fool won't take it and a wise man doesn't need it.