The Kiwi Assassins take their plot to keep a young Russell Crowe in NZ one step further; Sticks and Rocky engage in the first religious war; and Adrian and Dom pitch their fashion label to an investment bank.
The Cavemen engage in the first religious war when Sticks' fire-God takes on Rocky's goat-God. Fire wins the battle but Goat the war, and Sticks concedes over the first Sunday roast. They are left without a divine presence on earth until God returns in the most humble of forms. Adrian and Dom present an investment bank with a failsafe SWOT analysis for the launch of '______'.