Lazy Eye (2016)

Lucas Near-Verbrugghe: Dean

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• Optometrist : You have amblyopia.

  Dean : Yes.

  Optometrist : You didn't mention it in your medical history form.

  Dean : I didn't want to brag.

• Dean : I've never understood the appeal of a big wedding.

  Alex : I do. I want a huge wedding. Big flower arrangements. All my family and friends. Big band playing. If I ever love somebody that much, I want to shout it to the world.

  Dean : You ever come close?

  Alex : No. Well, maybe once.

  Dean : You don't mean me.

  Alex : You want to know the truth? I've been with a lot of guys in my life. I've even lived with a few of them, but none of them compared to you. It's gotten so bad that no matter where I go in the world, I find myself looking for you.

• Dean : You know, I think I'm going blind.

  Mel : Well we both know what caused that, I think.

• Alex : What do you want, Dean?

  Dean : What do I want?

  Alex : Yes, it's a simple question. What do you want?

  Dean : That is not a simple question.

• Dean : I used to think that the plane's gonna crash and they're gonna find my body in the wreckage with my dick in my hand and my pants around my ankles.

  [Alex laughs] 

  Dean : Hey, what would my family say?

  Alex : He died as he lived.

• Dean : [frustrated]  Ugh! Fuck me.

  Mel : Well, tried that in college. It was not very satisfying for either of us.

• Dean : Do you know coyotes only mate once a year?

  Alex : I know why they sound so sad.

• Dean : Well, I can't cut-off my finger.

  Alex : Do you want me to do it for you?

  Dean : You know, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it.