Constantine (TV Series)

The Devil's Vinyl (2014)

Matt Ryan: John Constantine

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Quotes 

• Manny : What happened? What happened to the John Constantine with the cojones to tell an angel to go to hell?

  John Constantine : Cut me loose and I'll show you, you celestial wank.

• John Constantine : Nice shooting.

  Papa Midnite : Eh, Ace of Winchester. Never misses. Forged by a mystic in the Old West.

  John Constantine : I bet you got a whole war chest of toys like that, haven't you?

  Papa Midnite : Yes. And soon one more.

• Ian Fell : When you said "eat the contract", you weren't kidding.

  John Constantine : Where do you think the saying comes from? It's old as the Aramaic on that rune.

• Zed Martin : What are you doing?

  John Constantine : I'm breaking into the mansion.

  Zed Martin : Isn't that illegal?

  John Constantine : Almost everything I do is, luv.

• John Constantine : We all negotiate deals with forces bigger than us. But who are we truly negotiating with? The divine? Well, it's only natural. Prayer is one big negotiation with a higher power. But in times of true crisis, we'll make a pact with whatever forces it takes. And pay whatever price.

• Zed Martin : Follow me.

  Chas Chandler : I think we should do as she says.

  John Constantine : Alright but we don't have to just jump when she says it

  [waits 3 seconds] 

  John Constantine : ok thats long enough, lets go.

• John Constantine : Papa Midnite. I didn't take you for a fan of religious broadcasting. Unless there's a Voodoo Channel I'm missing from my basic cable package.

  Papa Midnite : On the contrary, there's a lot these learned men can teach me.

• John Constantine : She's a regular psychic smorgasbord, this one. Picks up impressions from tactile stimuli. Which I'm guessing is kind of a buzzkill in the sack.

• John Constantine : Give me some juice Johnny.

  [Listening to Sex Pistols]