- Dyson Thornwood: I know you think you can't be with Bo. But you're wrong. It's messy. Yes, it's complicated. And it's worth it.
- Lauren Lewis: You know, I used to worry about her, what would happen to her when I die. And I realized, I don't have to. She'll have you.
- Tamsin: I should be out there fighting. I'm a warrior.
- Lauren Lewis: Hey, you listen to me, what you are about to do is brave Tamsin, possibly the bravest.
- Kenzi Malikov: This, this right here, is what it means to be a warrior, okay? You got this girl.
- Kenzi Malikov: You know, of all the creepy fetishes, how is this your weirdest, hmm?
- Vex: I'll have you know that's German Weimar porcelain. I've got a life outside of you people.
- Kenzi Malikov: Who needs weapons when we have mascara and heels.
- Vex: Hey, those Louboutin's could take an eye out.
- Bo Dennis: I can't control it. I can't risk hurting people again. I can't risk hurting you guys again.
- Dyson Thornwood: Bo, you've tapped into it before. Without him. After your Dawning, with the Lich. To save us!
- Lauren Lewis: Look, Dyson's right. You controlled it.
- Bo Dennis: No, I didn't. It just happened.
- Tamsin: Because you're evil!
- Dyson Thornwood: Not helping.
- Lauren Lewis: You know what, let her, she's actually pretty good at this.
- Tamsin: What's up motherfae-ers?
- Dyson Thornwood: Your doubt overcame Hades.
- Lauren Lewis: Well, she is carrying his child.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Hugs Tamsin] You're doubting for two!
- Hades: You were created in the image of Hades. We're the same.
- Bo Dennis: You may have created me. But you never gave a shit about me. And that's where we differ. See, unlike you, I care. I am Trick's blood too. His love makes me stronger than the evil that consumes you. You will never use me. You will never control me. I will live the life that I choose.
- Kenzi Malikov: It just got Sailor Moon out there.
- Lauren Lewis: Why, whats happening?
- Kenzi Malikov: Bo's giving the best HJ of her life!
- Kenzi Malikov: Bobes. Bobo. Boom boom-Bo. It's me. It's Kenzi. K-star. Clog-the-drain-with-a-hair-ball-Malikov. Look, we've been through all this before, right? Djieiene spiders. Kitsunes. Even Tamsin went Jack Nicholson evil. But we always come back. Because we've got back. And this Kenzi-conda don't want none unless you got buns. Hun.
- [Breathes]
- Kenzi Malikov: Look, I left, I know, and I'm sorry. But you were with me every second that I was away, and that is never gonna change. Because you're my sister from another mister. Until the end. So please, please come back to me.
- [Bo's eyes change to her Succubus blue]
- Kenzi Malikov: So what, your eyes are glowing a shade of hell. I know that it's not you. It's him. So, please come back to fight him with us. 'Cause, we need you. I need you.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Watching the Clubhouse burn] Goodbye crack shack. Bo, this better be the greatest plan ever.
- Kenzi Malikov: [Tamsin is in labour] Remember when we took yoga at the Y? Pranayama that shit, okay.
- Police Officer: We pledge our sevice to Hades the Dark Lord. Surrender. Or be terminated.
- Dyson Thornwood: This is how he planned to bring hell on earth. Not by raising souls from Tartarus but-...
- Lauren Lewis: By raising them here. But first, he needed to drain them.
- Kenzi Malikov: Enter Bo's Chi suck.
- Vex: How 'bout we talk about this over tea, when we're not being shot at, eh?