- [first lines]
- Antonia: [knocking at church door] Father Nicolas! Are you there?
- Father Nicolas: [now in confessional] What on earth is the matter?
- Antonia: Please come at once, Father. He's getting worse!
- Don Quixote: Me thinks I have need of a squire.
- Sancho Panza: Oh, a squire. What's a squire?
- Don Quixote: To be my companion on glorious and chivalrous adventures.
- Sancho Panza: Oh, like a slave.
- Don Quixote: No, Sancho. No, a squire is to be prized above any slave or servant. For he is worth more than 20 ordinary men.
- Sancho Panza: Well, okay. I must say senior, you are a much better load that any pile of manure I've ever carted.
- [last lines]
- Sancho Panza: [narrating] So the noble Don Quixote of La Mancha set out on one final adventure. His legend lives on.