Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
Antonio Banderas: Puss in Boots
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Quotes
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The Big Bad Wolf : I was there to witness all of them. Each frivolous end. But you didn't even notice me, because Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death, right? But you're not laughing now.
Puss in Boots : You are no bounty hunter. You are...
The Big Bad Wolf : Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'M DEATH. STRAIGHT UP! And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots : But... I'm still alive...
The Big Bad Wolf : [chuckles] You know, I'm not really a cat person. I find the very idea of NINE lives absurd.
[angrily]
The Big Bad Wolf : And you didn't value ANY of them. So why don't I do us both a favor, and take this last one now?
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Puss in Boots : I know I can never defeat you, Lobo. But I will never stop fighting for this life.
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[Puss remembers his time with Kitty and Perrito]
The Big Bad Wolf : What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?
Puss in Boots : No... just one. I'm done running.
[Puss drops the Wishing Star map and picks up his sword]
Puss in Boots : [points his sword at the Wolf] FEAR ME IF YOU DARE!
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Puss in Boots : Okay, okay, one more number. I call this one, "The Legend Will Never Di..."
[a huge bell falls on him]
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Goldilocks : [to Kitty] I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.
Kitty Softpaws : Namaste.
Goldilocks : And you're supposed to be dead!
Puss in Boots : I got better?
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Puss in Boots : Um... meow?
[the cats are shocked]
Ohhh Cat : Ohhh...
Puss in Boots : What? Did I say something salty? It's my second language.
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Puss in Boots : [hears the Wolf's whistle] He's here for me.
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Perrito : I'm Puss's best friend!
Puss in Boots : No, he isn't!
Perrito : And his therapy dog.
Puss in Boots : Definitely not!
Kitty Softpaws : Finally! You need therapy!
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Puss in Boots : [at a litterbox] So, this is where dignity goes to die.
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[Puss meets his past eight lives]
Puss in Boots : You guys are jerks, which makes this very conflicting for me!
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Kitty Softpaws : [looks in the sky] I hate to say it... but should we make a wish?
Puss in Boots : Kitty, one life spent with you is all I could ever wish for.
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Puss in Boots : Welcome! Mi casa es su casa!
Governor : No, su casa es *mi* casa!
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Puss in Boots : Say hello to my gatito blade.
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Puss in Boots : Pray for mercy from... Puss in Boots!
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Puss in Boots : [courts a lady] Hola, señorita. Do you like gazpacho?
[gets crushed by a stampeding bull]
Puss in Boots : [wins a poker game with dogs by cheating] This is not your night, huh, fellas?
[the dogs tear him apart]
Puss in Boots : [drunk] A cat always lands on its feet. Watch!
[walks off a tower]
Puss in Boots : [about to weight-lift] No, Puss in Boots does not need a spotter. Watch!
[gets crushed]
Puss in Boots : [about to be fired from a cannon] This will revolutionize travel. Watch!
[he is blown up]
Puss in Boots : [his face swollen from eating seafood] Excuse me, does this have shellfish in it?
[keeps eating]
Puss in Boots : [cooking] I am a master of the baking. Watch!
[opens a hot oven and is burned to death]
Puss in Boots : And then there was the giant.
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The Big Bad Wolf : Well, well. If it isn't Puss in Boots himself.
[chuckling]
The Big Bad Wolf : In the flesh!
Puss in Boots : Uh, hey.
The Big Bad Wolf : There's the famous hat, the feather and, of course, the boots.
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Kitty Softpaws : [Regarding Puss' beard] What is this? Are you a pirate now?
Puss in Boots : I think it looks... distinguished.
Kitty Softpaws : It looks like a possum crawled on your face and died. Of shame.
Puss in Boots : Please mock me quietly.
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Gingy : Puss, I think you set the oven too high!
Puss in Boots : I am a master of the baking. Watch.
[opens the oven door, fire explodes out and Gingy screams]
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Puss in Boots : Hey, you wanna see something cool?
[a huge bell slams into the Giant's face]
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Puss in Boots : Without my nine lives, I'm not... I'm not...
Kitty Softpaws : What, "The Legend"? I knew I couldn't compete with your true love.
[Throws the map at him]
Kitty Softpaws : Here, get your lives back. Just keep them away from mine.
Puss in Boots : Kitty! Death is after me!
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Puss in Boots : What could they possibly want to offer Puss in Boots?
Perrito : What's a Puss in Boots?
Puss in Boots : Seriously?
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Perrito : Wanna rub my belly?
Puss in Boots : What-what's happening?
Perrito : Rub!
Puss in Boots : Hard pass.
Perrito : Come on, rub! I need the practice. I'm gonna be a therapy dog someday.
Puss in Boots : What the hell are you talking about?
Perrito : I'm glad you asked. When people feel bad, they can rub my belly. It'll make 'em feel better.
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Puss in Boots : [after he buries his outfit at Mama Luna's] We are gathered here today to say goodbye to Puss in Boots. There are no words to express such a loss. Thank you.
[walks away, then comes back]
Puss in Boots : But it would be a crime not to try. He was known across the land by many names. The Stabby Tabby. El Macho Gato. The Leche Whisperer. To some, an outlaw. To more, a hero. To all, a legend. I was right. Words were not enough.
[walks away once again, then comes back]
Puss in Boots : But perhaps a song. Who is your favorite fearless hero?
[starts crying]
Puss in Boots : Who is your favorite fearless hero? You were, you were.
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Puss in Boots : Okay, just get in and get out. Easy peasy.
Perrito : [appears next to Puss] Lemon squeezy!
Puss in Boots : Aah! What are you doing here?
Perrito : I brought you a sword.
Puss in Boots : That's not a sword, that's a stick!
Perrito : It's a stick sword!
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Little Boy : [the giant picks him up] Whee! I'm flying!
Puss in Boots : No, you are not flying. I will save you!
Governor : [also gets picked up by the giant] Save me, too!
Puss in Boots : If it's convenient.
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Puss in Boots : [Perrito's tail keeps thumping him] Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here. I mean, meow. Whatever.
Perrito : Oh, sorry.
[gasps excitedly]
Perrito : You're a talking cat. *I'm* a talking cat. Let's talk!
Puss in Boots : [sighs] I'd rather eat.
Perrito : Oh, not a problem. We can eat and talk at the same time.
Puss in Boots : No hablo English.
Perrito : [in Spanish] You speak Spanish? Me too! Where are you from? Do you like naps?
Puss in Boots : I don't speak Spanish either.
Perrito : [laughs] You're funny.
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Perrito : What's going on with you, Puss?
Puss in Boots : I... I am down to my last life, and uh, I... I am afraid.
Perrito : Well... it's okay to be afraid.
Puss in Boots : No, not for Puss in Boots. I-I'm supposed to be a fearless hero, a legend. But... without lives to spare, I am... nothing.
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Perrito : I'm supposed to be a fearless hero; a legend, but without lives to spare, I am... nothing. I need that wish to get my lives back.
Perrito : You should tell Kitty. She would understan...
Puss in Boots : No, no, no, no. She cannot hear of this.
Perrito : [confused] Okay?
Kitty Softpaws : [grunts in anger] ¿Adónde fueron ese idiota y su perro?
Puss in Boots : Kitty will never trust me again; not after Santa Coloma.
Perrito : But that's just one bad heist.
Puss in Boots : Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito. It was a church, with a priest, and guests... and Kitty. Everything but me. I ran away, then, too.
Perrito : Oh...
[begins to understand]
Perrito : Oh.
[gasps in realization]
Perrito : OH!
[whispers]
Perrito : You left her at the altar?
Puss in Boots : It was wrong, I know. I am ashamed. I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly. I regret that day.
Perrito : So... maybe you should tell that to Kitty. Might make her feel better. Might make you feel better, too.
Kitty Softpaws : [calling out] Puss? Dog? Oh, there you are.
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[Puss is at the Wishing Star, preparing to make his wish]
Puss in Boots : Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish...
Kitty Softpaws : I can't believe I fell for it again.
Puss in Boots : Kitty, you don't understand.
Kitty Softpaws : Don't understand what? That you've been playing me this whole time?
Puss in Boots : I need this wish.
Kitty Softpaws : Oh, yeah? You wanna know what *my* wish was? Someone, *anyone* I could trust.
[Kitty swipes the map from Puss and points her Gatito Blade at him]
Puss in Boots : Hey!
Kitty Softpaws : In my whole life, I've never had that, but I thought I finally found that someone, without a wish. I thought it was you, but you're still running, still the same old Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots : But I am not, I am not Puss in Boots. I am.. I am on my last life. I need to get my lives back. Without them, I am not... I am *not*...
Kitty Softpaws : What? The legend?
[chuckles sadly]
Kitty Softpaws : I still can't compete with your one true love. Go on. Get your lives back.
[Puss gasps as he grabs the map]
Kitty Softpaws : Just keep them out of mine.
Perrito : [whimpers]
Puss in Boots : kitty! Death Is After Me!
Kitty Softpaws : [confused] What?
Jack Horner : I've been called a lot of things... but never Death. I like it. That's *my* wish!
Mama Bear : Oi! That's Goldi's wish!
[Goldi, Papa Bear and Baby Bear arrive at the Star, as the final battle initiates]
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Puss in Boots : [after being advised to retire by the village doctor/barber] That Doctor is a quack and a crazy man! He should stick to cutting hair!
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The Big Bad Wolf : Fear. I just LOVE the smell of fear, it's so intoxicating.
Puss in Boots : [Drunk past Puss] It is?
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Perrito : I live under the porch. It can get a little lonely down there. It's mostly controlled by the rats and the centipedes, but I have my own little corner.
Puss in Boots : Congratulations.
Perrito : I just come up here for the food and the friends!
[a cat growls and hisses at Perrito]
Perrito : Most-mostly the food.
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Kitty Softpaws : What's your deal, anyway? You run with the Chihuahua Gang?
Perrito : I don't think so.
Kitty Softpaws : I don't believe you.
Perrito : That's okay. As long as you believe in yourself.
Kitty Softpaws : Wha..is he deranged?
Puss in Boots : Yep.
