- Penelope Garcia: [closing quote] "It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on, it takes a lot of strength to let go" - J.C. Watts
- Derek Morgan: [opening quote] "The further backward you can look, the further forward you can see" - Winston Churchill
- David Rossi: So where are Garcia and Morgan? Are they finally having that love child?
- Derek Morgan: [walking in and tapping Rossi's shoulder] Heard that.
- David Rossi: Busted!
- Aaron Hotchner: Garcia is taking some personal time.
- Jennifer Jareau: Is everything okay?
- Kate Callahan: I hope it wasn't those burritos we had yesterday?
- Aaron Hotchner: She's fine; Kevin Lynch will be presenting the case.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What's going on with Penelope?
- Derek Morgan: Reid, I'll talk to you more about that when we're alone, alright?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Okay, but she's isn't sick, isn't she?
- Derek Morgan: That really depends on your definition of sick.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: You know Garcia, she carries a laptop, not a gun. She can't even look at crime scene photos without needing pictures of panda bears to counter balance them.
- Kate Callahan: You know, I am convinced most people don't pay attention these days. If it doesn't happen on the phone, it doesn't exist!
- Warden: Name?
- Penelope Garcia: [approaches booth] Penelope Garcia, I'm here to see Greg Baylor?
- Warden: You're not on the list. Next!
- Penelope Garcia: Wait! I'm... I'm from the FBI, I left a message!
- Warden: Oh, yeah, that Garcia. He said he didn't want to see you. Next!