Dave Bautista: Drax
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Drax : [to Quill] There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.
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Peter Quill : Sometimes, the thing you've been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.
Drax : [next to Peter] You're right!
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Drax : [after Mantis gets hit with a flying rock] Mantis, look out!
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Ego : I created what I imagined biological life to be like... down to the most minute detail.
Drax : Did you make a penis?
Peter Quill : Dude!
Gamora : What is wrong with you?
Drax : If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her!
Peter Quill : I don't need to hear how my parents...
Drax : Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
Peter Quill : That's disgusting.
Drax : It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.
Ego : Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
Drax : Ha! Thank you!
Ego : It's not half bad.
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Drax : This gross bug lady is my new friend.
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Drax : How did you get to this weird dumb planet?
Mantis : Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.
Drax : So you're a pet.
Mantis : I suppose.
Drax : People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?
Mantis : I am hideous?
Drax : You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
[Mantis lowers her eyes, offended by Drax' words]
Drax : Bu-but that's a good thing.
Mantis : Oh?
Drax : When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are... beautiful people never know who to trust.
Mantis : [cheerfully] Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly!
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Drax : Ow! My nipples!
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Rocket : Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm?
Peter Quill : I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch."
Rocket : I did it because I wanted to!
Peter Quill : Dick.
Rocket : What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!
Drax : How little?
Rocket : [holding his thumb and forefinger close together] Well, I don't know, like this?
Gamora : [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?
Rocket : Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger.
Peter Quill : It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
Rocket : *Don't call me a racoon*!
Peter Quill : I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
[Rocket looks around in confusion]
Rocket : Is that better?
Drax : I don't know.
Peter Quill : [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.
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[from Trailer]
Mantis : When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.
[touches Quill's hand]
Mantis : You feel... love!
Peter Quill : Yeah, I guess - Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Mantis : No. *Sexual* love...
Peter Quill : No. No, I don't.
Mantis : [points at Gamora] ... for her!
Peter Quill : No!
[Drax begins laughing hysterically]
Drax : She just told everyone you deepest, darkest secret!
[Drax continues laughing]
Peter Quill : Dude! Come on! I think you're reacting a little bit!
Drax : You must be so embarrassed!
[continues cracking up]
Drax : Do me! Do me! Do me!
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Peter Quill : You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.
Rocket : Oh, it won't be my turd. It'll be Drax's.
Drax : [laughs] I have famously huge turds.
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Drax : [Looking at Batteries] What are they called again?
Peter Quill : Anulax batteries.
Drax : Harbulary batteries.
Peter Quill : That's nothing like what I just said.
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Peter Quill : This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
Gamora : Why would they do that?
Drax : Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Rocket : Dude!
Drax : [awkwardly] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.
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Drax : The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.
Gamora : Huh?... No, no! Drax, wait a minute! *Drax*!
[Drax charges at the monster, and leaps down its throat]
Peter Quill : [horrified] What is he doing?
Gamora : He said the skin is too thick to be pierced on the outside. So he...
Peter Quill : But, that doesn't make any sense!
Gamora : I tried telling him that!
Peter Quill : Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!
Gamora : I *realize* that.
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Mantis : If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
Peter Quill : You read minds?
Mantis : No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions.
Mantis : [to Peter] May I?
Peter Quill : All right.
Mantis : [Mantis touches Peter's hand] You feel... love.
Peter Quill : Yeah. I guess, yeah, I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody...
Mantis : No! Romantic, sexual love.
Peter Quill : No. No, I don't.
Mantis : [points to Gamora] For her!
Peter Quill : No, no. No, I don't.
Mantis : [points to Gamora] For her.
Peter Quill : No! That is not...
[Drax starts laughing hysterically]
Peter Quill : Okay... That's...
Drax : [still laughing] She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!
Peter Quill : Dude, come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
Drax : [still laughing] You must be so embarrassed!
Drax : [to Mantis] Do me! Do me! Do me!
[Mantis touches Drax and she starts laughing hysterically]
Mantis : I've never felt such humor!
Peter Quill : So unbelievably uncool.
Drax : Oh, Quill...
[Mantis walks over to Gamora to touch her]
Gamora : Touch me, and the *only* thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
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Mantis : He's coming.
Drax : Didn't you say you could make him sleep?
Mantis : When he wants! He's too powerful! I can't!
Drax : You don't have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you!
Mantis : [places her hand within Ego's core] SLEEP!
[Ego powers down]
Drax : [to Gamora] I never thought she'd be able to do it; with as skinny and weak as she appears to be.
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Drax : Die, spaceship!
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Drax : Out of the way, dumber smaller Groot!
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Drax : [laughing] Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast!
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Drax : Screw you, spaceship!
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Mantis : [shaking Drax awake] Drax! We need to talk!
Drax : I'm sorry... but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.
Mantis : [confused] What?
Drax : I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were downright disgusting.
[starts gagging]
Mantis : What are you doing?
Drax : Ugh... I'm imagining... being with you physically
[continues gagging]
Mantis : Drax! That's not what I... I don't like you like that! I don't even mate with the... type of thing you are!
Drax : Hey! There's no need to get personal.
Mantis : Listen! Ego has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!
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Gamora : [pushing Mantis against a wall after discovering the bodies in the cavern] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Drax : Gamora, let her go!
Gamora : The bodies in the cavern, WHAT ARE THEY?
Mantis : You are scared...
[touches Gamora]
Gamora : [feeling fear for the first time] What did you do to me?
Drax : She already told me everything.
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Drax : [to Quill] You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.
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Gamora : Where's Peter?... Rocket, WHERE IS HE?... Rocket. LOOK AT ME! WHERE IS HE?
[Rocket mumbles and shakes his head. Groot points outside. Gamora rises and grabs a weapon]
Gamora : No! I'm not leaving without him!
Rocket : I'm sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today. KRAGLIN, GO!
Drax : [Kraglin starts engines. To Kraglin] Wait. Is Quill back?
[Into comms]
Drax : Rocket, where's Quill? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL? ROCKET, WHERE'S QUILL?
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Gamora : We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.
Mantis : Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way...
Nebula : Then we just go!
Gamora : No! He's our friend.
Nebula : All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.
Drax : You're right. We're family. We leave no one behind.
[looking at Nebula]
Drax : Except maybe you.
Nebula : [shakes her head in disbelief] Oh, my God.
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Ego : I hired Yondu to pick you up after your mother passed away. But, instead of returning you, Yondu kept you. I have no clue as to why.
Peter Quill : I'll tell ya why; I was a skinny little kid who could slip into places adults couldn't. Made it easier for thieving.
Ego : Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since.
Drax : I thought Yondu was your father.
Peter Quill : What? You're trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?
Drax : You look exactly alike!
Rocket : *One's blue!*
Peter Quill : No, he's not my father! Yondu was the guy who abducted me, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight, and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.
Ego : [shocked] Eat you?
Peter Quill : Yeah.
Ego : Oh, that son of a bitch!
