- Adam Davenport: Ah, life is so much better now we don't have to keep our missions a secret.
- Leo Dooley: I know! Now people can tell us how great we are right to our faces.
- Crowd: [chanting, to Leo's dismay] Adam, Bree and Chase! Adam, Bree and Chase!
- Douglas Davenport: So, long story short, Donny put me in charge of developing technology for the academy, but only on a trial basis.
- Spin: Why just a trial basis?
- Douglas Davenport: I honestly don't know.
- Leo Dooley: You tried to annihilate his whole family!
- Douglas Davenport: Come on, you've met 'em. Can you blame me?
- Douglas Davenport: The point is, I have the chance to get back into my brother's good graces; so, I've been working on some new devices that are going to really impress Donny. Whadda you guys wanna see first? The Stabber 2000? Plague in a Bottle? Uh-oh, here comes the Pencil Bazooka - you can't erase the injuries THIS thing'll cause.
- Adam Davenport: We've got mission alerts comin' in from all across the country. There's no way we can handle 'em all. I told you we should've opened up a Canadian branch.
- Adam Davenport: Sorry, Leo. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me four, five, six times, I'm stayin' home.
- Douglas Davenport: So, after hearing about what you guys went through, I finally figured out what I should invent.
- Bob: Oh, a layer of clothing that acts as a barrier between you and your pants?
- Spin: They have that, Bob, and... why don't you know about it?