The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (TV Series)

Morgan Freeman/Kesha/Tweedy (2014)

Jimmy Fallon: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Self - Host : We love ya, we your acting, we love your movies and your an executive producer of this TV show I love. It's called Through the Wormhole

  Self - Guest : [Raises his hand to correct him]  Through the Wormhole "with Morgan Freeman"

  Self - Host : [Eventually rolls his eyes and shakes his head in annoyance]  excuse me, I apologize

  Self - Host : [Jokingly]  this is The Tonight Show "Starring" Jimmy Fallon, so "with" is pretty interesting

  Self - Host : I love it. It just got nominated for an Emmy, congratulations on that. You do great stuff on that show, it's a great show. It's really really fun. There was something you did on that show that I wanted to recreate if you don't mind: Because I do love your voice, everyone loves your voice but I was wondering what your voice would sound like if you were on helium

  Self - Host : [Takes out one red balloon]  so if you would please I'll conduct the same interview

  Self - Host : [after Freeman starts to rub his stomach and give an uncomfortable expression on his]  oh come Morgan, don't cramp up on me, don't quit on me now Morgan

  Self - Host : [after taking out another red balloon and carefully hands it to him]  I will give you this guy

  Self - Host : [Picks up his balloon, while take off the wooden clothesline that traps the air inside the balloon]  I'm going to do it too. I love having you here. You still sail on your ship? You told me you had a sailboat

  Self - Guest : No, I don't sail it anymore, I had to sell it

  Self - Host : Because I never got the invite and I always wanted to go on your ship

  Self - Guest : [Correcting him]  sailboat

  Self - Host : Sailboat, sorry do you know what I'd call you?

  Self - Guest : No

  Self - Host : [Finding humor in the similarities with his name and the name of the brand of rum]  "Captain Morgan"

  Self - Guest : [Rolls his eyes implying he didn't find Jimmy's joke funny] 

  Self - Host : [after inhaling helium, speaking in a high pitched voice]  do you ever want to go to space?

  Self - Guest : [Also after inhaling helium, speaking in a high pitched voice]  I really shouldn't be doing this

  Self - Host : It's helium Morgan

  Self - Guest : [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice]  it is very undignified

  Self - Host : [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice, before inhaling anther breathe of helium]  I think your voice sounds great, it's not undignified, some people actually have voices like this so you're actually making fun of those people

  Self - Guest : [Continuing to speak in a high pitched voice]  see? I told you

  Self - Host : [Inhaling another breath of helium]  I want to thank you for being on the show and please would you ever like to come back?

  Self - Guest : [Speaking in a high pitched voice, jokingly]  I'm never coming back