Vampyre Lovers
- Video
- 2010
- 2h 39m
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Bluebird nuttiness, similar to but superior to label's "Bite"
They rounded up a bevy of Glambirds to shoot "Vampyre Lovers", Brit Porn that doesn't salute that classic old British soft-core horror film but instead runs its lesbians with fangs theme into the ground.
Bluebird's trademark two-tier system has half the girls doing XXX action and the others bouncing around innocently as eye-candy. There are seven big sex scenes, a bit more imaginatively staged.
Perhaps the biggest improvement over "Bite" is that despite that film's title no biting occurred. In "Vampyre Lovers" most segments of Sapphic lovemaking end with what would be called a twist if it weren't so repetitive: the gal with the dime- store fangs in her mouth bloodily bites her erstwhile lover on the neck with some red-blooded makeup effects. Generically this qualifies as horror, but film is not aimed at horror crossover fans but strictly at porn addicts.
Several scenes are staged on a good-looking Gothic dungeon set, which adds to the atmosphere. Action is largely pantomime, but some old-fashioned porn-speak creeps in as what would a modern porn film be without constant cries of "Oh, yeah!"?
Two of my favorite underutilized Eastern European performers make the scene together: Sharon Pink and Jannet aka Westy - displaying their natural huge boobs in friendly competition but together filling the widescreen frame with flesh. Twins Kit and Kat Lee likewise accomplish that feat and are positively addictive in tandem.
One scene titled "Soho" maximizes physical contrast as the latex clad girls in a sex shop have Kerry Louise as vampire approximating Candy Samples proportions while her victim Farrah Fox is built like Twiggy.
By Bluebird standards this is fairly straightforward - it might have been a more interesting project for rival Brit label Harmony Films, where Tanya Hyde could have taken the kink premise and run with it.
Bluebird's trademark two-tier system has half the girls doing XXX action and the others bouncing around innocently as eye-candy. There are seven big sex scenes, a bit more imaginatively staged.
Perhaps the biggest improvement over "Bite" is that despite that film's title no biting occurred. In "Vampyre Lovers" most segments of Sapphic lovemaking end with what would be called a twist if it weren't so repetitive: the gal with the dime- store fangs in her mouth bloodily bites her erstwhile lover on the neck with some red-blooded makeup effects. Generically this qualifies as horror, but film is not aimed at horror crossover fans but strictly at porn addicts.
Several scenes are staged on a good-looking Gothic dungeon set, which adds to the atmosphere. Action is largely pantomime, but some old-fashioned porn-speak creeps in as what would a modern porn film be without constant cries of "Oh, yeah!"?
Two of my favorite underutilized Eastern European performers make the scene together: Sharon Pink and Jannet aka Westy - displaying their natural huge boobs in friendly competition but together filling the widescreen frame with flesh. Twins Kit and Kat Lee likewise accomplish that feat and are positively addictive in tandem.
One scene titled "Soho" maximizes physical contrast as the latex clad girls in a sex shop have Kerry Louise as vampire approximating Candy Samples proportions while her victim Farrah Fox is built like Twiggy.
By Bluebird standards this is fairly straightforward - it might have been a more interesting project for rival Brit label Harmony Films, where Tanya Hyde could have taken the kink premise and run with it.
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- lor_
- Jan 12, 2016
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