Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
James Marsden: Tom
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Quotes
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Dr. Robotnik : I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula.
Tom : I was breastfed, actually.
Dr. Robotnik : Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't ya?
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Oh my God, stop the car right now!
Tom Wachowski : What? What?
Sonic the Hedgehog : [sees sign] The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!
Tom Wachowski : No, this is not some fun family road tr-
[sees Sonic isn't there. He suddenly comes back, with souvenirs]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Eh, you were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though.
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Dr. Robotnik : I don't mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He was just a silly little alien! He didn't belong here!
Tom : That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will! His name was Sonic! This was his home! And he was my friend.
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[Robotnik corners Tom, Maddie and Sonic]
Sonic : That's not good.
Tom : Uhh, Sonic? I know you've got the super-speed, and everything, but Maddie and I?
Sonic : Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up?
Maddie : Pretty much, yeah.
Sonic : Don't worry. I know exactly what to do.
[throws Tom and Maddie off the tower]
Dr. Robotnik : I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.
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Sonic : So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A - I have no idea where I'm going. B - Salt water stings. C - I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!
Tom : I know.
Sonic : YOU SHOT ME!
Tom : All right. I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief.
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Tom : All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one: do exactly as I say all the time. Got it?
Sonic : Got it, Donut Lord.
Tom : Would you stop with the "Donut Lord"? I have a name. It's Tom.
Sonic : I'm Sonic.
Tom : Sonic... Sonic. So you've been spying on us all years?
Sonic : I mean I wouldn't call it spying. We were all just hanging out only I wasn't invited and no one knew that I was there.
Tom : I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time.
Sonic : Yeah, you should call him Super Observant Carl instead!
Tom : Uh-huh.
Sonic : Oh my God! Stop the car right now!
Tom : What? What?
Sonic : The World's largest rubber band ball! We gotta see it!
Tom : No, no, no! This is not some family road trip, okay? The government wants to dissect you and arrest me! This is serious!
[Sonic runs out of the car and then back in one second with souvenirs]
Sonic : Meh, you were right: It was lame. Gift shop was cool though, I got you a mouse pad. When are we gonna get there?
Tom : We will get there when we get there!
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[a gaggle of geese cross the road]
Tom : Morning! Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
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Sonic : [Sonic is in a duffle bag] How much longer? I can't breathe in here!
Businesswoman : Do you have your child in that bag?
Tom : [completely nonchalantly] No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
Businessman : [disturbed] ... that's not your child?
[both bystanders nervously edge away]
Sonic : This is worse than the dog cage you kept me in!
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Tom Wachowski : Come on. Come on.
Sonic : How much longer? I can't breathe in here. Hello? Anybody there?
Businesswoman : Do you have your child in that bag?
Tom Wachowski : No. I mean yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
Businessman : It's not your child?
Tom Wachowski : Relax, I'm a cop, okay? Plus he likes it in there, don't you, buddy?
Sonic : Why would I like it in here? This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier.
Tom Wachowski : Such a kidder.
Maddie : Okay.
Sonic : No, I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there?
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Dr. Robotnik : Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
Tom : It's the government wack-job who keeps trying to kill us, UNSUCCESSFULLY! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.
Maddie : Yeah, what are you wearing?
Dr. Robotnik : It's a flight suit, designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag!
Tom : And yet, you still are one.
Dr. Robotnik : Woo-hoo, good one! You are catching fire, Thomas. Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. Does she have a name or should we just call her "collateral damage"?
Tom : Hey, watch your mouth, unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier.
[to Maddie]
Tom : I punched him in the face.
Sonic : Oh, you punched him right in the face, it was awesome!
Dr. Robotnik : The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!
Sonic : Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman, but let's face it: You'll never catch me!
Dr. Robotnik : Confidence. A fool's substitute for intelligence.
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Dr. Robotnik : Mr...?
Tom : Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except for my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it's gone on for so long now that it'd be weird if I corrected him.
[later on]
Tom : Listen, Mister...
Dr. Robotnik : Doctor! Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob.
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Sonic : I'm sorry I was so hard on you. I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. Walking away from something you care about... has to be painful.
Tom : You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
Sonic : I don't wanna go! But I can't stay. As long as I'm here, I put everyone in danger. I can't do that. I just want you to know that these last two days... have been the best two days of my life.
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Tom : It's a pay phone. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives of the law. Which is us.
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[Robotnik finds Sonic's glowing blue quill]
Dr. Robotnik : Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again?
[whistles "Ride of the Valkyries" as a large drone floats in through the front door; Sonic fearfully watches from under a table as the drone deploys guns and aims at Tom]
Dr. Robotnik : I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five...
Tom Wachowski : I don't know what you're talking about.
Dr. Robotnik : Four...
Tom Wachowski : [shows his badge] Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer.
Dr. Robotnik : How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three... Come on! Rack your brain! You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living, in two... *One*!
Sonic the Hedgehog : [shows himself] Wait! Don't hurt him!
[Robotnik screams; Tom punches him]
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Dr. Robotnik : Who the hell do you think you are?
Tom : I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a b...!
