Corner Gas: The Movie (2014)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [opening lines]  How long has it been?

  Brent Leroy : [immediately without looking up from comic book]  April 13th 2009

  Hank Yarbo : No way! You sure?

  Brent Leroy : Well I can't be 100 percent sure since I don't know what you're talking about.

  [April 13, 2009 was the last broadcast of a new episode of the TV series] 

• Mayor Fitzy : We can get water and power back, and solve all our financial problems,

  [beat] 

  Mayor Fitzy : if we agree to be annexed by Wullerton!

  [everyone spits] 

  Hank Yarbo : Annexed? ANNEXED?

  [to Wanda] 

  Hank Yarbo : What does "annexed" mean?

  Wanda Dollard : Oh, it's Latin for "Fitzy's an IDIOT!"

  [everyone boos and jeers] 

  Oscar Leroy : NO ONE'S ANNEXING ANYONE, BUDDY BOY!

• Hank Yarbo : I'm focusing my energies on money making ideas. Big ideas. Like a petting zoo, or a dude ranch, or maybe a zoo where you pet dudes.

  Lacey Burrows : I think that is more of a big city idea.

• Hank Yarbo : I can't believe those Wullerton weirdos

  [Hank and Brent spit] 

  Hank Yarbo : raised all that money to bail us out.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, all those lemonade stands and choir recitals...

  Brent Leroy : Hmph. Those self-serving *bastards*.

• Hank Yarbo : People fear what they do not understand.

  Brent Leroy : You must be perpetually terrified.

• [after seeing Brent and Lacey kiss] 

  Hank Yarbo : They did a, a lippy kissy thing.

  Wanda Dollard : Brent. You just kissed an actual human female!

• Hank Yarbo : I got tons of ideas on how to capitalize on this. And with my brains and your money, we can't miss.

  Brent Leroy : But you don't have my money. Or much of the other stuff.

• Lacey Burrows : Hey, you wanna doodle do it in a notebook. Napkins cost money.

  Hank Yarbo : Lacey, Lacey, Lacey. Always worrying about the pennies.

  Lacey Burrows : That's why I have more pennies than you.