Rectify (TV Series)

Donald the Normal (2014)

Clayne Crawford: Ted Talbot Jr.

Quotes 

• Ted Talbot Jr. : Why does everything got to be so goddamn polite in this relationship?

  Tawney Talbot : Do you want me to start talking like you, Teddy? That make you happy?

• Ted Talbot Jr. : He may have patted them down some to keep them in place, but this felt more like some kind of symbolic thing, all right? Not like he was trying to shove a pound of grounds up my b-hole! I mean, it's all in hindsight, Carl.

  [Carl stifles a grin] 

  Ted Talbot Jr. : Really?