Dabney Coleman: Merle Jeeter

Quotes 

• Tom Hartman : I guess you can't help being such a lech.

  Merle Jeeter : That's right. Comin' from you I appreciate that you know that, Tom, and its make a lot easier. Heck, you got nothing to worry about anyway with Mary, she's crazy about you, Tom. With them big blue eyes of her, that little twinge of mischief in them. Of course some rich, full red lips give some promise of pleasure of the likes of which I've never seen in my age of life.