Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Bad Money (2015)

Thomas Middleditch: Richard Hendricks

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• Donald 'Jared' Dunn : It's a pretty good deal, all things considered, and Richard, I'd understand if you took it.

  Richard Hendricks : Thank you, Jared.

  Donald 'Jared' Dunn : But Hooli was like an abusive spouse to me. You know, like that guy who married Julia Roberts in "Sleeping With The Enemy"? It was dehumanizing. But then, you, Richard, you pulled me out of the life and you gave me hope and you gave me a sense of self-worth. Like Richard Gere did to Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". Every day here has been like that shopping-spree scene. I'm putting on hats.

• Richard Hendricks : This is a good buy-out. It's way better than what Gavin offered before. And our packages include nice salaries, cash earn-outs, stock in Hooli, which vests after only four years of working there. I mean, this seems like a pretty good deal, right?

  Dinesh Chugtai : Hooli? You really think we'd go work for Hooli? What the fuck is wrong with you, Richard?

  Richard Hendricks : What other options do we have? We need serious funding to go up against Nucleus, and we don't have that. So, listen...

  Bertram Gilfoyle : ...I will listen to the sound of you chortling on my balls.

  Richard Hendricks : Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent". And "business". And "man", come to think of it. Count me out.

  Donald 'Jared' Dunn : Actually, you're not being offered employment at Hooli. They give you a full buy-out.

  Erlich Bachman : [Suddenly interested]  How big?