Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Sand Hill Shuffle (2015)

T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman

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• Erlich : [calling Jared after learning Peter Gregory has died]  Jared? I want you call the VC's and set up meetings with all of them. Line 'em up. Nuts to butts.

• Erlich : Shit. They were negging us!

  Richard Hendricks : Negging?

  Donald 'Jared' Dunn : Negging is going negative. It's a manipulative sex strategy used by lonely chauvinists.

  Erlich : See, everybody wants us. By shitting all over us, they try and bring our price down, but you shitting all over them counteracted them shitting all over us. You negged a neg. Richard, this could be good.

• Erlich : We have a bunch of these things to go to, hopefully with more tasteful artwork, and your logo looks like a sideways vagina. I find that to be racist, don't you?

• Erlich : If you can't enjoy this many people kissing our ass at this level, then I feel sorry for you. Would you just relax and take it in for a second? I mean, we are getting our dicks sucked at the AT&T Park.