- Roman bath customer: [Shivering] Th-this room is f-freezing!
- Shouty Man: It's supposed to be! It's called the Frigidarium!
- [the scene moves to a different room]
- Roman bath customer: Oh, this room is boiling.
- Shouty Man: Of course it is! This is the steam room, or Cauldarium.
- Roman bath customer: Where's the *nice* temperature area?
- Shouty Man: You mean Tepidarium?
- Roman bath customer: Yeah, that one.
- Shouty Man: [Stifling laughter] Not telling you!
- Roman bath customer: Oh, you're starting to get annoying now, mate.
- Shouty Man: I get that a lot!