- Amber Weaver: Hey, what's up?
- Debbie & Marty: Are you pregnant?
- Amber Weaver: Oh my God, yes, so pregnant.
- Debbie Weaver: Amber, answer your father.
- Amber Weaver: Father, I'm not pregnant. I know this because the furthest I've ever gone with a guy...
- Debbie Weaver: Stop answering your father, stop now!
- Marty Weaver: Alright, go to your room.
- Amber Weaver: Alright, I'll see you at dinner. Don't forget, make it hearty, I'm eating for two now.
- Marty Weaver: Go away, please!
- Amber Weaver: Oooh, your grandson kicked.
- Debbie Weaver: She's a terrible person.
- Debbie Weaver: Jackie, we found this in our bathroom.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Oh, it's beautiful! What is it, can I hold it?
- Marty Weaver: No, no, Jackie, it's a pregnancy test. You pee on it and it tells you if you're pregnant.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: What does it tell you if you poop on it, the weather?