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1/10
Super B movie. Super Bad
samone-3162413 February 2019
I can't say much about this shocker of a B grade flick, except that it was exceptionally bad in every department of it's production. Another thing to say is that it took time out of my life, don't let it do the same to you. 1 star
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10/10
LOVE THIS FLICK!
msmeekeru16 April 2019
An entertaining, raunchy, old skool cult style horror flick. Good characters, effects, comedy & storyline. 10 of 10 stars.
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7/10
Editing almost lets the film down
suzanne_curtis-5445222 December 2022
Nearly nonsensical and almost entirely ADR, but still kind of entertaining for just how stupid it is while still genuinely trying to be an actual movie.

We've got two (three?) entirely separate supernatural occurrences going after each other, a bunch of low-budget fight scenes filmed in public parks filled with ridiculous blood splatters, an 80s synth soundtrack, incredibly poorly-made greenscreen driving scenes, a major character inexplicably wearing a bumblebee costume for the entirety of the movie, and a main(ish?) character in a gut-restricting girdle that seems to not even tangentially understand the plot of the movie he's in - partially because he's taking advice from a Edwardian ghost that doesn't actually seem to exist outside his head.

Like, it's not a good movie. Let's be clear on that. But it manages to be so stupid that you can never really focus on how any individual aspect is bad, and it winds up being pretty fun.
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10/10
Every bit of awesome!
girlfightmovie13 December 2016
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You have to take indie movies what they are, indie, and look past production values. If you don't you'll never appreciate them or most mainstream films, which I hate to tell you aren't perfect by any means. This film has tons of gore and hot women in it. There are even girl fights on top of mixed fights. It centers around a very strong female lead. At first I thought was a film made by Mexicans but I was wrong. It does have fantastic elements of Satanism that might deter some people away but the strong female lead and the fact it's a horror with awesome fight scenes should keep people's interest. If not the film has a lot of attractive strippers that definitely make this film a top choice on your exploitation collection. The cover may look unattractive and too amateur but I assure you will not be disappointed after you watch it. Just make sure you really do appreciate exploitation horror, otherwise you probably should look the other way. This film doesn't deserve the poor reviews it has garnered.
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8/10
I'm looking for a guy named Lucifer
nogodnomasters19 December 2017
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This is a fun low budget grindhouse that lacked continuity. The Thief (Billy Blair) is commissioned by Lucifer (Nick Gomez) to get a box that is protected by Josephine (Paula Marcenaro Solinger) an unpolished poorly choreographed macabre Uma Thurman lite. There is a bounty hunter and a couple of cops who add to the great characters. Somehow a honeybee got wrote into the script that really had nothing to do with the movie other than to add filler and give director/writer Jennifer Michelle Stone II a role. Not that it wasn't a cute part, I was just confused how it fit in and why the film never returned to the beginning when it started its flashback, like any half decent scripted film.

The choreography fighting was bad except for a couple of fighters with minor roles, most likely the only professionals. They did a lot of slow motion filming to cover up the bad movements...which BTW were the movements they actually wanted as they have extra features showing us the 3 minutes of fight rehearsals.

About half way through the film the dead gypsy fortune teller lets us know some useless information about the box and where all these extra characters are coming from. It isn't until the end that we find out.

Guide: F-word. No sex. Front loaded stripper nudity.
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10/10
Crazy, wild, and full of adrenaline!
ryanmurphy-9654519 November 2022
Cool action movie by Abel Berry & Jennifer Stone that started out as a low budget project on indiegogo and made it into stores rather quickly. It's the type of movie that would come off like a Quentin Tarantino movie if it had a big budget, but since it doesn't it seems more fun than that. The director did indeed have fun with it too throwing in some strange things into the mix, like a guy with an imaginary friend, Mexican ninjas, a golden chainsaw wielding mobster, and some other classic elements. It may seem really strange and campy at times but that just adds to this low budget action massacre. The body count is high and so is the humor. I like the homage to "El Mariachi" when the rock star thief calls his friends to 'get the band back together'. Great film!
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