Daring! Media's clunky director Dawn louses up again with not so Heavenly Moments, a boring collection of forgettable moments lasting a never- ending 106 minutes. Fame of the porn label's Pure division for issuing video wallpaper on DVD continues.
Coincidentally, the prettiest European gal in the pantomime cast is named Denisa Heaven, but like the other four beauties she's saddled with some big-dicked lunk to hump quietly, with her eyes closed. So remote and uninvolving is the sex here that it seems to have been created by conspirators responsible for the Gonzo revolution in Adult Cinema - who could defend "Couples" content as lame as this?
Certainly not me, who laments the rapid decline of Daring! in less than a decade to a purveyor of worthless time-killers like this. About the only saving grace for Old School fans is the pristine bodies on display, absent all but the tiniest of tattoos while the competition seems worshiping at the Cult of Ugliness. But this is supposed to be a moving picture, and fails miserably in that regard.
Coincidentally, the prettiest European gal in the pantomime cast is named Denisa Heaven, but like the other four beauties she's saddled with some big-dicked lunk to hump quietly, with her eyes closed. So remote and uninvolving is the sex here that it seems to have been created by conspirators responsible for the Gonzo revolution in Adult Cinema - who could defend "Couples" content as lame as this?
Certainly not me, who laments the rapid decline of Daring! in less than a decade to a purveyor of worthless time-killers like this. About the only saving grace for Old School fans is the pristine bodies on display, absent all but the tiniest of tattoos while the competition seems worshiping at the Cult of Ugliness. But this is supposed to be a moving picture, and fails miserably in that regard.