- Leslie Knope: It will be a women's-only marathon bonding session with tons of whipped cream. Side note, do not google that phrase.
- Ron Swanson: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by the sounds of a children's TV program called 'Doc McStuffins'. There is no quiet anymore. There is only 'Doc McStuffins'.