Quotes
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Gary Walsh : What do you think of the new cut, huh? Do you like it?
Mike McLintock : Of course I don't fucking like it! It's the worst use of scissors since my failed vasectomy!
Gary Walsh : The elfin look is in right now, I was reading about it.
Mike McLintock : People don't elect elves, OK? They put them to work in grottos or get them drunk at frat parties so they can toss them.
Gary Walsh : That's dwarves.
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Gary Walsh : She's coming... she's coming...
Mike McLintock : I think *Gary's* about to come.