- Reverend Standfast: I do think there is a man who can help. His specialty is deprogramming victims of brain-washing. Boga Zidi will be a piece of cake to a man who has brought back, successfully apparently, victims of secret societies, religious cults, the CIA, FBI, NASA, all three television networks, --- I'll have my secretary give you his name and number.
- Wanda Rittenshouse: You see, always before my lisp has been based on my feelings of inferiority and disorientation. But I can always get myself back together whenever I meet someone who is much more messed up than I can ever possibly be. Oh, thank you doctor. I can't tell you how much you have helped me! Bye now.