Jackie (2014)
Eli Banks: Jake
Quotes
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[first lines]
Helen : Jake, the washer's...
[Helen enters Jake's home office and discovers he's masturbating while watching a porn video]
Jake : Jesus, woman! Shit!
Helen : Oh, come on! Are you kidding me with this? It's the middle of the day. You know it's pretty insulting that you prefer that to me.
Jake : What do you mean? I'm always ready to get off on you. Come on, let's do this thing.
Helen : Oh, yeah, because watching you beat off on that crusty old sock really gets me off. By the way, where's the other one?
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[last lines]
Helen : Hey, Jake, I think we're late on the...
[sees Jake watch porn and masturbating again]
Jake : Oh, God. Oh, Helen, I'm sorry. It's this woman on this bed and she's just trying and I couldn't... I mean, I had...
[Jackie makes a growling sound]
Helen : No-no. It's fine.
[fearful of the sock puppet, Jackie backs out of the room, bumping into furniture as she leaves]
Jake : Oh, well. That's new.
Jackie the Sock Puppet : I told you that the bitch was crazy.
[Jake smiles and gently pushes the sock puppet towards his crotch]