Sean McGann: The Sugarcube Critic

Quotes 

• The Sugarcube Critic : You know what? I'll just let the theme song play while I chug another 5-hour Energy to keep my smile going.

  [sounds of drinking, followed by a small burp] 

  The Sugarcube Critic : [cut to Nook with giant smile on face] 

  The Sugarcube Critic : Let's continue!

• The Sugarcube Critic : Also, arm wrestling is how My Little Pony solves its problems? Heh, guess I haven't been watching enough "Littlest Pet Shop." Maybe all their arguments are solved through pistols at dawn.

• Twilight Sparkle : At least the other ponies *tried* to be subtle about the ticket.

  The Sugarcube Critic : [reading from opened Webster's Dictionary in front of face] 

  The Sugarcube Critic : Subtle: not direct; crafty; sly. Delicately suggestive; not grossly obvious. Working insidiously; not easily detected.

  The Sugarcube Critic : [sets book down, looks into camera and shakes his head no]