Kung Fury (2015)
Helene Ahlson: Katana
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[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]
Kung Fury : [narration] Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
[Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]
Kung Fury : Who are you?
Barbarianna : My name... is Barbarianna.
Kung Fury : What year is this?
Barbarianna : It's the Viking Age.
Kung Fury : [narration] That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.
Barbarianna : You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.
Kung Fury : Who's Katana?
Katana : I'm Katana.
[Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]
Katana : I can give you a ride to Asgard.
Kung Fury : A ride on what?
[Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]
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Katana : So, who are you?
Kung Fury : I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.
Katana : I know someone who might be able to help you.
[Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake]
Katana : Thor!
[the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears]
Thor : Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.
Kung Fury : Your pecs are epic.
Thor : Thanks, bro.
[Thor kisses his left bicep]
Katana : So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.
Kung Fury : Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...
Thor : Stop!
[Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana]
Thor : Hammer time.
[Thor creates a time portal with his hammer]
Thor : Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury : Thanks, Thor.