Kung Fury (2015)

Andreas Cahling: Thor

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• Katana : So, who are you?

  Kung Fury : I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.

  Katana : I know someone who might be able to help you.

  [Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake] 

  Katana : Thor!

  [the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears] 

  Thor : Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.

  Kung Fury : Your pecs are epic.

  Thor : Thanks, bro.

  [Thor kisses his left bicep] 

  Katana : So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.

  Kung Fury : Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...

  Thor : Stop!

  [Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana] 

  Thor : Hammer time.

  [Thor creates a time portal with his hammer] 

  Thor : Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.

  Kung Fury : Thanks, Thor.

• [Thor pounds his hammer on Hitler and his robot bird] 

  Triceracop : Oh my, not much left of him, is there?

  Kung Fury : The important thing is that he's gone. Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You're the best damn partner I've ever had.

  Triceracop : I came back in time for you, Kung Fury, because, dammit, I love you.

  [Kung Fury and Triceracop hug each other] 

  Tyrannosaurus : Teamwork is very important.

  Thor : So, what happens now, Kung Fury?

  Kung Fury : Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork.

  [Everyone laughs]