Kung Fury (2015)

David Hasselhoff: Hoff 9000

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Quotes 

• Kung Fury : Open the doors, Hoff.

  Hoff 9000 : I'm sorry, Fury. I can't let you do that.

  Kung Fury : Open the doors, Hoff!

  Hoff 9000 : I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Kung Fury.

  Kung Fury : Goddammit, open the doors!

  Hoff 9000 : I'm sorry. I can't...

  Kung Fury : Open the doors!

  Hoff 9000 : Did anyone tell you... not to hassle the Hoff 9000?

  Kung Fury : Oh, Hoff 9000. Son of a bitch.

• Hoff 9000 : [From the music video: True Survivor] 

  [after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street] 

  Hoff 9000 : "Permit denied."