Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (2014)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene Belcher : I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BMs until halftime when I will make a Super Bowel!

  Linda Belcher : Gene, you can't hold your poops in, all right? You got to set 'em free where they can go down the sewer and they find their families and they're happy.

  Gene Belcher : I'm their family! I raised them!

• Linda Belcher : $3,000 is a lot of money, Bobby.

  Bob Belcher : But a Super Bowl commercial is a game-changer, Lin and it'll be fun.

  Linda Belcher : No.

  Bob Belcher : We'll put the whole family in it.

  Linda Belcher : No, I don't think...

  Bob Belcher : You could sing a song.

  Linda Belcher : [sings]  Let's do it!

• Randy : I also brought in some props to make the new final shot look more footbally. Some pom-poms for Linda.

  Linda Belcher : Rah-rah! Pom-poms for the mom-moms!

  Randy : For Gene, I brought this mouth guard which I need back by tonight. I grind my teeth. And a referee shirt for Louise.

  Louise Belcher : No way. I'm not being the referee.

  Randy : I took the shirt off my teddy bear and you're the only one who it'll fit.

  Louise Belcher : Tough break, Randy. Sorry about your naked bear.

  Randy : Louise, a word, please? Listen to me! I know we've had our differences, but I need this!

  Louise Belcher : Admit you're a hack and I'll do it.

  Randy : I am not a hack!

  Louise Belcher : Then I'm not a ref.

  Randy : Fine, I'm a hack, but I'm learning and soon I won't be a hack, but you... you'll always be a little girl.

  Louise Belcher : He said he's a hack! Just so you know!