Vicious (TV Series)
Christmas Special (2013)
Marcia Warren: Penelope
Quotes
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Penelope : [complimented by Freddie] What a lovely thing to say!
Freddie Thornhill : And I truly meant it, Penelope. Even though you're a huge slag.
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Stuart Bixby : [to Freddie] Look, you and I had just met! Penelope was single! And it was only one night...
Penelope : TWO nights!
Stuart Bixby : ...Why is your memory so vivid all of a sudden?
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Violet Crosby : Well I've got a good question. Tell us Stuart, have you ever had sex with a woman?
Freddie Thornhill : [laughs] Sex with a woman? How could he ever accomplish that? A team of scientists working around the clock couldn't devise a pill strong enough to make that happen.
Stuart Bixby : Can I change my go to dare?
Violet Crosby : No. You have to answer the question.
Freddie Thornhill : What the hell are you stalling for, Stuart? The only woman you ever shared a bed with was your mother until you were thirteen. I'll answer it for him, No!
Stuart Bixby : Yes! I have!
Freddie Thornhill : I don't believe you.
Stuart Bixby : It's true!
Freddie Thornhill : You're lying!
Penelope : No, he isn't.
[everyone stares]