Vicious (TV Series)

Christmas Special (2013)

Derek Jacobi: Stuart Bixby

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Quotes 

• Stuart Bixby : [to Freddie]  Look, you and I had just met! Penelope was single! And it was only one night...

  Penelope : TWO nights!

  Stuart Bixby : ...Why is your memory so vivid all of a sudden?

• Violet Crosby : Well I've got a good question. Tell us Stuart, have you ever had sex with a woman?

  Freddie Thornhill : [laughs]  Sex with a woman? How could he ever accomplish that? A team of scientists working around the clock couldn't devise a pill strong enough to make that happen.

  Stuart Bixby : Can I change my go to dare?

  Violet Crosby : No. You have to answer the question.

  Freddie Thornhill : What the hell are you stalling for, Stuart? The only woman you ever shared a bed with was your mother until you were thirteen. I'll answer it for him, No!

  Stuart Bixby : Yes! I have!

  Freddie Thornhill : I don't believe you.

  Stuart Bixby : It's true!

  Freddie Thornhill : You're lying!

  Penelope : No, he isn't.

  [everyone stares] 

• Ash Weston : Well, since then, you've kind of become my family and I wanted to say thank you somehow. So, I was hoping you'd let me cook Christmas dinner tomorrow.

  Stuart Bixby : Oh, that's not necessary Ash, and anyway I usually cook a special...

  Ash Weston : Please, Stuart, it would mean a lot to me.

  Freddie Thornhill : Oh, let him do it. It couldn't be any worse than the war crimes you commit every year in that kitchen.