- Cinema Snob: [immediately cutting from a scene where E.T. walks toward the camera, a strange sound is heard] The hell was that? Did he bump into the camera or did the cameraman just shart?
- Cinema Snob: I appreciate the reference but between everyone at that table, I don't think he's the one with the penis breath.
- Cinema Snob: I got a great name for the fucking modern day porno spoof title: It's called 'This Ain't Funny'!