Ferdinand (2017)

Anthony Anderson: Bones

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Quotes 

• Bones : [they're trying to give a bunny CPR]  Come on, Angus, you can do it!

  Angus : I'm a bull, not a doctor!

• Bones : They're taking Guap to the chop house!

  [he and Ferdinand turn on Valiente] 

  Bones : You. You messed with his head. This. Is on. YOU.

  Valiente : Oh PLEASE. Guapo was never gonna make it to the ring. We all knew that.

  Ferdinand : And so because of that, he deserves to go there?

• Ferdinand : [Hears Bones crying]  Bones?

  Bones : [startled]  Ferdinand! Oh, I'm not...

  Ferdinand : Are you okay?

  Bones : Why wouldn't I be okay? I just have... uh... allergies.

  Ferdinand : Oh. Oh, yeah. Sure... um. You know, There's a lot of pollen in the air, this time of year.

  Bones : That's right. A lot of pollen. Makes my eyes water.

  Ferdinand : Hey, I'm really sorry about Guapo. I know you guys were friends.

  Bones : Bulls don't HAVE friends, Ferd. Guapo was my competition. Okay? I'm fine.

  Ferdinand : Oh. Okay.

  Bones : [Can't keep it together]  I mean, how many times did I tell him? You gotta get outta your head, man. You gotta control your fears, you know? But he wouldn't listen.

  [Sniffles] 

  Bones : Sorry.

  Ferdinand : It's okay to feel bad, Bones.

  Bones : You won't tell anyone about this, will you?

  Ferdinand : I won't say a word. But if you ever wanna talk about... oh, I don't know... allergies, I'm around.

  Ferdinand : Thanks Ferdinand. You're okay.

• Lupe : Don't just think of it as a fight. Think of it as a dance!

  Hans : A bull, dancing? Is this some kind of hilarious joke designed to make me laugh?

  Greta : You see, horses, we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.

  Klaus : But bulls have short stubby legs.

  Hans : Ja, look at me.

  [waddles around on his knees and haunches] 

  Hans : Moo, moo, moo!

  [the lipizzaner horses all laugh] 

  Lupe : Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!

  Ferdinand : It's okay, Lupe. THey're right. I mean, how could a big clumsy bull ever do something like this!

  [does the flamenco dance Nina taught him] 

  Lupe : Whoo! Check out my boy cutting a rug!

  Dos : That was good!

  Greta : You call that dancing? Nein! THIS is dancing!

  [They perform a polka] 

  Angus : Three against one is hardly fair. Lupe, get my pipes!

  [Lupe plays various kazoos like bagpipes and he does a scottish reel] 

  Angus : Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!

  Greta : Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast! Try THIS!

  [the horses do a mix of ballet and gymnastics, ending by forming a heart with their heads and rumps] 

  Bones : Oooh, I HATE those horses!

  Una : [Seeing where this is going, plugs in a boombox and puts on some hip-hop]  It's showtime.

  Bones : I'm goin' in!

  [He joins in with a breakdance, and the three horses and three cows start an epic dance battle, which the horses are winning, until...] 

  Maquina : Argh!

  [Joins in on the cow's side with robotic dance moves and the four do a grand synchronized finale, which the horses try to top but collide] 

  Hans : Watch where you're stepping, dummkopf!

  Greta : Who are you calling dummkopf!

  Klaus : You have four left hooves!