Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Proof of Concept (2014)
Martin Starr: Bertram Gilfoyle
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Quotes
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Gilfoyle : Hey, would you like to masturbate to the sub-routine I just wrote?
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Erlich : There's been some developments. You know how I fucked Melcher's old wife? I fucked his new wife too.
Richard : What?
Erlich : Don't worry, he's not gonna find out. I left way before he got back last night, and I didn't go back this morning until twenty minutes after he'd left.
Gilfoyle : You went back?
Dinesh : How many times did you fuck this woman?
Erlich : The old wife or the new wife?
Dinesh : The new wife.
Erlich : Last night or this morning?
Richard : Erlich, what were you thinking? This is kind of a big day today.
Erlich : Relax, he's not gonna find out. She's not gonna tell him.
Dinesh : How the fuck do you know that?
Erlich : She'd have to be crazy to tell him, and I asked her point blank if she was crazy and she swore to me no, she's not crazy.