- Tweedle #2: Have you considered the possibility that he didn't survive the fall?
- The Red Queen: Have you considered the possibility that you're a lazy imbecile?
- Tweedle #2: Is that a rhetorical question?
- The Red Queen: Keep looking. He can't have just vanished.
- Tweedle #2: Actually, isn't vanishing one of the things that genies can do?
- The Red Queen: Shut up!
- Alice: Have you ever been in a hot-air balloon?
- Knave of Hearts: If I say no, do I get to stay here on the ground?
- Knave of Hearts: So tell me, Edwin - have you ever eaten something that's tried to kill you before?
- Edwin - Alice's Father: No, Will, I don't believe I have.
- Knave of Hearts: It's sort of a Wonderland rite of passage.
- Knave of Hearts: [Checking his pockets] Dice, a dollar bill, keys to Granny's - she's going to be right pissed about that. Peanut.
- [tastes it and spits it out]
- Knave of Hearts: Stale peanut.