Women Who Flirt (2014)

Yi-Lin Sie: May

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Quotes 

• Angie : [referring to mixed-media installation in art gallery]  What do you see?

  May : Cows. Lots of cows piled up into the shape of a baby. This artwork should be called Bullshit.

• May : Actually, what do you see in him?

  Angie : Don't you think he's very cute? He would care about me in the most interesting ways.

  [Flashback to Angie's and Marco's college days, in library] 

  Angie : [yawns sleepily with mouth wide open] 

  Marco : [stuffs a ball of tissues into Angie's mouth] 

  Angie : What's that for?

  Marco : As a girl, remember to cover your mouth when you yawn.

  [Back to present time] 

  May : Forcefully stuffing things into your mouth is considered caring?

  [snickers cynically] 

  May : If that's the case, I do know a lot of guys who are expert at caring about me.

• May : Men are like a pile of hay that's drenched in petrol. Give him a match, and he will burn himself up.

• May : [on cellphone]  Any update? Have you dealt with your situation? What's all that noise? What's going on?

  Angie : [on cellphone, whilst on an aeroplane-shaped kiddie ride at Taipei night bazaar]  We're riding the plane!

  May : What kind of fancy new position is that?

• May : [giving dating advice to Angie]  Girls who are slightly kinky are cuter.

• Carter : [emerging from under restaurant table, appearing at May's lap]  Nice pussy.

  Carter : [holds up a semi-longhair ginger cat] 

  May : [to cat]  There you are!

  May : [turning to Carter]  Thank you for finding my pussy.

  Carter : My pleasure.

• May : [to Angie]  Alright, look at this cup of coffee.

  [camera pans to table, showing a cup of coffee decorated with image of pig's head] 

  May : Remember, this is not a cappuccino. This is a bowl of Grandma Meng's Oblivion Tea. Drink it, and forget the grievances of the past. Forget that pighead. Forget that coquettish bitch. Cheers, and bon voyage.